Once we are done with education and are with a decent job , “settling down” (read marriage ) becomes a priority for our families. Marriage - an imp stage in everyone's life. A major transition -- of independence to codependence or should I say a mousetrap wherein outside trying to get in n’ those on the inside trying to get out….
While some of us get lucky and find their respective one's on their own , most of us have to depend on our families and matrimonial sites. The matrimonial websites these days claim to have made the search easy by making our partners 'just one click away'. Following are some hilarious matrimonial ads I came through which have repelled me from these sites.
Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart
1. "I am old calm & handsome person. Working in MNC As a Production engineer. looking for any graduate & free minded (friendly)girl with good family with minimum graduation"................[Can ne1 tel me wotz free minded n minimum graduation???]
2. i am xxxxxx ,am cool ,dinamic,businessman , am search traditional, dynamic partner, am very busy person , I am owner of 7 tractor showroam in place mysore . my total employ more than 150, my annual tornver is more than 50 croses, i reach 1oo croses this year. Desired partner- she is cool and traditional,she partner for all my life.
3. i am a freemind person i like a partner like me take decision on own. i am pursing currently CA my family is tradition. my partner should have freely mingly with my family my family basically agriculture family my family annual income is 1200000 pa we are growing sugar cane…
4. I am looking a girl for my life partner I am vary honest and heartily searching a good hart girl and I am working in mysore, in HDFC bank As manager I am looking a good loving one caring for me, about myself I love honest & trooth I believe in god lot, I am simply always, my hobby is to watch cricket and after my mirage I have dream that my child's has to play in any kind of international game,and I am NCC candidate I love Mountaineering,I have done good achievement in Mountaineering , down to earth, caring and understanding person.i am the person can do anything what i want to do. i have good self confident in my past and future if possible i want to go abroad also. as i said above i believe in god and my ability.i can Cary my life at any type of time of situation.i will respect my parents lot…......……………….
5. Well..honestly I don't know how i'm going to describe my personality here in a few sentences. but generally i'm introverted, warm (though I may not look like it), calm and composed.am looking for a girl who understands and adjust the family with good habit and thoughts..
6. PARTNER PREFERENCE- Degree Holder or more. look likes good in all
7. There is just 1 thing that I would like to say before u go further, I do not know if I hav managed to express my self in the words below, as well as it needs to be. But the 1 who understands the feelings between the lines would be my IDOL partner. LOL……
8. REQUIRED LIFE PARTNER WHO IS POLITE BY NATURE
this last one is by my crazy gf who posted on my FB wall -
hi , laxmi dear... i saw ur profile and im in loves you. i am 27 and i am a stable ..with many horses in my name ... i have also farm (ville) with many pink n brown cows ...i hav done mca (master in custodial arts) n i will always keep the house clean..even as a career .. can i have frndship ?..i wont beg okay .. so please !! please ?? pleeaseeeee
